My name is Failure. Timmy Failure. Please get your "failure" jokes out of the way now. I am anything but. My detective agency is the best in town, perhaps the world. But success didn't happen overnight. I had to overcome these obstaclea: 1. My mother 2. My school 3. My idiot best friend 4. My polar bear business partner called Total I have decided to publish this history bcause my expertise is invaluable to anyone who has ever wanted to be a detective. Just read the reviews: "Invaluable to anyone who ever wanted to be a detective." - Anonymous