Author(s): Stephan Pastis (Illustrator)

Children's Fiction (10-14)

My name is Failure. Timmy Failure. 
Please get your "failure" jokes out of the way now.
I am anything but. 
My detective agency is the best in town, perhaps the world. But success didn't happen overnight. I had to overcome these obstaclea:
1. My mother
2. My school
3. My idiot best friend
4. My polar bear business partner called Total
I have decided to publish this history bcause my expertise is invaluable to anyone who has ever wanted to be a detective.
Just read the reviews:
"Invaluable to anyone who ever wanted to be a detective." - Anonymous